It turns out that every single MLB nickname is offensive. Stick with me here…
In name, the Fighting Sioux are no more, which opens the door to other sports teams changing their nicknames due in-part to political correctness. The problem with Major League Baseball is that every single team nickname is wildly offensive.
Baltimore Orioles - Sounds like Oreos, and obesity is killing the G-8 nations.
Boston Red Sox - Grammatically and democratically offensive, which is a double whammy.
New York Yankees – This name is far too sexual for America.
Tampa Bay Rays – Named after Rachael Ray, who offends anyone who has taste or dignity (or both).
