Posted on 29 December 2009 by David Chalk
I’m sure some of our readers are deeply interested in the latest news about our favorite Washington Nationals pitcher Collin Balester and his mustache, and yet either don’t check the Twitter regularly or at all. So we’ll try to keep you up-to-date as breaking news breaks.
On Christmas Eve, Balester tweeted what may be his finest mustache photo to date:
Then the day after Christmas, from TheSTACHEoBally twitter:
Just got all the Christmas Food off me. wow. @ballystar40 got me a switch blade stache comb for xmas. so grateful to have such a good owner.
Which is heartwarming. But then Monday night came a disturbing tweet about potential mustache abuse:
Currently wetting my Stache and going out in 27 degree weather to see if it will freeze 
We can only hope that was tweeted in jest (or at least that a sweet tweetphoto will be forthcoming).
Posted on 25 December 2009 by David Chalk
As my gift to our readers and to all the children of the world, I proudly offer the All-Time Greatest Devil Rays Virtual Advent Calendar (completely updated for 2009)….
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Posted on 24 December 2009 by David Chalk
As my gift to our readers and to all the children of the world, I proudly offer the All-Time Greatest Devil Rays Virtual Advent Calendar (completely updated for 2009)….
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Posted on 23 December 2009 by David Chalk
As my gift to our readers and to all the children of the world, I proudly offer the All-Time Greatest Devil Rays Virtual Advent Calendar (completely updated for 2009)….
Every day up till Christmas we will reveal another of the Top 25 Greatest Devil Rays Of All-Time*, and on Christmas Morning, we will unveil the Greatest Devil Ray Of All — The Devil Ray Baby Jesus….
The 3rd Greatest Devil Ray Ever is….
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Posted on 22 December 2009 by David Chalk
As my gift to our readers and to all the children of the world, I proudly offer the All-Time Greatest Devil Rays Virtual Advent Calendar (completely updated for 2009)….
Every day up till Christmas we will reveal another of the Top 25 Greatest Devil Rays Of All-Time*, and on Christmas Morning, we will unveil the Greatest Devil Ray Of All — The Devil Ray Baby Jesus….
The 4th Greatest Devil Ray Ever is….
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Posted on 21 December 2009 by David Chalk
As my gift to our readers and to all the children of the world, I proudly offer the All-Time Greatest Devil Rays Virtual Advent Calendar (completely updated for 2009)….
Every day up till Christmas we will reveal another of the Top 25 Greatest Devil Rays Of All-Time*, and on Christmas Morning, we will unveil the Greatest Devil Ray Of All — The Devil Ray Baby Jesus….
The 5th Greatest Devil Ray Ever is….
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Posted on 20 December 2009 by David Chalk
As my gift to our readers and to all the children of the world, I proudly offer the All-Time Greatest Devil Rays Virtual Advent Calendar (completely updated for 2009)….
Every day up till Christmas we will reveal another of the Top 25 Greatest Devil Rays Of All-Time*, and on Christmas Morning, we will unveil the Greatest Devil Ray Of All — The Devil Ray Baby Jesus….
The 6th Greatest Devil Ray Ever is….
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Posted on 19 December 2009 by David Chalk
As my gift to our readers and to all the children of the world, I proudly offer the All-Time Greatest Devil Rays Virtual Advent Calendar (completely updated for 2009)….
Every day up till Christmas we will reveal another of the Top 25 Greatest Devil Rays Of All-Time*, and on Christmas Morning, we will unveil the Greatest Devil Ray Of All — The Devil Ray Baby Jesus….
The 7th Greatest Devil Ray Ever is….
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