A menacing, rabid squirrel charged Target Field tonight and attacked Twins third baseman Brendan Harris. Here’s the pics:
Here are some extreme close-ups. If you have children with you, or are faint of heart yourself, we advise you to look away:
Brendan Harris, if not for his ballet toes, was this close to being squirrel meat. Where’s the Philadelphia Security Phorce when you need them? Brendan Harris needs to be protected from tweets like this. Are the New York Yankees to blame? Probably.
