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Twins’ Brendan Harris Nearly Mauled By Squirrel: Pics

Posted on | May 25, 2010 | 3 Comments

A menacing, rabid squirrel charged Target Field tonight and attacked Twins third baseman Brendan Harris. Here’s the pics:




Here are some extreme close-ups. If you have children with you, or are faint of heart yourself, we advise you to look away:

Brendan Harris, if not for his ballet toes, was this close to being squirrel meat. Where’s the Philadelphia Security Phorce when you need them? Brendan Harris needs to be protected from tweets like this. Are the New York Yankees to blame? Probably.

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3 Responses to “Twins’ Brendan Harris Nearly Mauled By Squirrel: Pics”

  1. GameChat – Yankees @ Twins, 7:10 | Knuckleballs
    May 25th, 2010 @ 10:13 pm

    [...] over at 7th Inning Stache did a quick post with still photos during the game that you should check out!  It shows multiple [...]

  2. Life is Not a Beach Party Dump | Bootlegger Sports- Sports Humor Blog
    May 26th, 2010 @ 6:59 am

    [...] The next time you feel the impulse swerve like drunk woman driver to avoid some retarded squirrel that darts into the road, you should think of this instead.  RABID ATTACK SQUIRRELS!  <7thinningstache> [...]

  3. Utility Players should watch their backs | 7th Inning Stache, a Baseball Blog
    May 29th, 2010 @ 12:16 pm

    [...] identical partner. What am I getting at? There is a good chance that the squirrel that attacked Brendan Harris early this week was, in fact, a twin. Couple this with the fact the Sean Rodriguez from Tampa was [...]

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