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If you’re a Reds fan you remember 2007 when the organization rolled out an old-fashioned, Rollie Fingers-esque version of Mr. Red. He’s kind of cool looking isn’t he? The next year they’d add “Rosie Red” which was a mistake altogether.

The Reds have more mascots then any team in baseball it seems. Before any given game, you’ll see a field full of them. They’re un-organized, and they’re all over the place. There’s no rhyme or reason to their routine (Mr. Redlegs also is prone to wipe-outs) Due to this fact it’s a matter of time before one of them is done away with, so I can tell you right now that Redlegs or Rosie’s days are numbered because Mr. Red and Gapper are here to stay.

Plus, look into Redlegs’ eyes. They’re glassy. They’re gazing far off into the distance. He looks like he’s up to something mysterious but lacking substance in the tact department. You simply cannot trust this son of a bitch. Just get a load of him.

He’s annoying. Arrive to watch batting practice and he’ll do his best to distract you just as your favorite player walks in for his round of swings. I’d like nothing more then to work on Redlegs with a ballpeen hammer for the better part of a day. All this said, you can’t argue with the fact that the guy has a HOF ‘stache.

Mr. Redleg’s ’stache = Neoprene in nature