Seductive Scribe Eric Doerr already put his heart on the line with regards to Youk’s Motorhead-style stache, but what if The Greek God of Illegitimate Children Walks were to model a working man’s mustache?

You know, sculpt a Nine-to-Five Steak-and-Potatoes mustache; a foundation mustache onto which all other mustaches are erected. Well, thanks to 7th Inning Stache’s famous MOOPS (Mustache Oy! Oy! Projection System), we no longer have to simply imagine what Youkilis would look like if he entered a lumberjack contest — exclusive pic after the jump.

(E-I-C UPDATE: If you like what you see, you can make a Youkilis mustache a reality as 7IS has learned via Masshole Sports that Youk is taking votes on his facial hair in exchange for $1 donations to his charity Hits for Kids. Please help “mustache” or “Fu Manchu” beat “clean-shaven” or “goatee.” Go here to donate/vote under Facial Hair Reality.)

Now that’s a mustache you can take home to Ma, Pa, the Little ‘Uns, an’ Uncle Henry (when he’s workin’ – he gets drunk an’ ornery when he’s on the dole).

Previously MOOPS’d: Joe Mauer, Chan Ho Park