Joe Mauer Beard-To-Mustache Reality
Posted on | February 23, 2010 | 5 Comments
To my wife’s chagrin, I’ve been known to grow a mustache now and then (a real one, not some idiotic ironic hipster mustache). As you probably know, the most dignified way to grow a mustache is to:
- Grow a beard
- Shave off the non-mustache beard bits
It really is that simple. Just ask reigning AL MVP Joe Mauer of the Minnesota Twins, who is currently in stage one.
Using 7th Inning Stache’s MOOPS (Mustache Oy! Oy! Projection System), Joe Mauer’s upper lip can tease us no longer. After the jump, marvel at how Mauer would look if he shaved his (face) cheeks now:
And here’s how awesome Mauer will look in about three more weeks:
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February 23rd, 2010 @ 11:11 am
That is Ned Flanders Mustache….beautiful!
February 23rd, 2010 @ 9:38 pm
Flanders
nice touch!
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