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Barry Bonds MLB HOF Mustache

Posted on 01 December 2009 by David Chalk

This is day 8 of the “7th Inning Stache”s 100 days of MLB mustaches. All of the Staches will be cataloged in our MLB Mustache Hall Of Fame. If you have any tips on some fielding first basemen follicle follies please email us the tip @ NESWblogs-at-gmail.com.

Like other great heroes such as Martin Luther King, Jr. and Barack Obama, Barry Bonds never flinched in the face of intolerance, injustice, racism or adversity.  So it’s fitting that on the 54th anniversary of Rosa Parks being arrested for not giving up her bus seat, we induct Barry Bonds into the MLB Mustache Hall of Fame.

How does one refer to the man who holds the record for most home runs in a season and most home runs in an MLB career?  I like G-POPE: Greatest Player On Planet Earth.

We can only imagine what Barry Bonds would have accomplished had any team had the balls to sign him the last two seasons.  We can also imagine what Bonds would have looked like if he had kept his mustache throughout his career, or we can look at photoshops from Simon On Sports and Bugs&Cranks.

Each day we describe the stache in one word.

Barry Bonds’ stache = Inspirational

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1 Comments For This Post

  1. Ethan Jaynes Says:

    Barry Bonds is a disgrace to baseball mustaches and the players that wear them.

    Sorry David, but Barry Bonds was the worst roid user in the history of the game. His physique and stats were inhuman. His head grew! He was pumping so many roids that HIS HEAD GREW!!!!!! He singlehandedly ruined the the record for most home runs in a season and most home runs in an MLB career?

    The sad thing was that he had like 3 MVP seasons before he messed with the roids. He could have gone down as baseball’s best. He most likely would have ended his career with 500 Home Runs and 800 Stolen Bases to go with many more Gold Gloves. He also could have ended his career … with a little dignity.

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