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Bud Selig plans to follow Oprah, retire in 2012. [mlb TRADE rumors]

Ken Williams as Prince. (Y’all see Prince at the Vikings game yesterday?) [zoner SPORTS]

Minka Kelly further domesticating Derek Jeter. [sports CRACKLE pop]

VIDEO: Remember when Dr. Dre led off for the Dodgers and Matt Holliday had that error in the NLCS? [diamond NOTES] [via sons OF steve GARVEY]

Could the next great name in Red Sox shortstops be …. Iglesias? [tetreault VISION]

Mets new pinstripe uniforms bomb on Black Friday, may impact offseason acquisitions. [can't STOP the BLEEDING]

Sal Fasano to manage Blue Jays A-ball affiliate in Lansing next year. [inside THE rockies]

A limited edition Squirt Pete Rose and other Phillies cardboard classics. [we SHOULD be GMs]

Grady Sizemore really Grady SizeLESS? Tea cups are tiny, right? [baseball MUSINGS]

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